Girl 1: So I hear Johnny Depp might be in the next Batman movie as the Riddler.
Girl 2: Oooh, squid!
Person 1: We were just laying together to watch tv!
Person 2: Oh sure. You were probably all ooooh, squid!
Girl 2: Oooh, squid!
Person 1: We were just laying together to watch tv!
Person 2: Oh sure. You were probably all ooooh, squid!
by Kaileikehe February 27, 2009

1. A male or female who likes to have intercourse with a stuffed animal.
2. A male or female who collects used diapers in a drawer for months on end.
3. A faggot.
4. Someone who is obsessed with sea life or amusement park rides.
5. Someone who generally has friends that are better than them
6. has an obsession of DOLEANS.
2. A male or female who collects used diapers in a drawer for months on end.
3. A faggot.
4. Someone who is obsessed with sea life or amusement park rides.
5. Someone who generally has friends that are better than them
6. has an obsession of DOLEANS.
by marshmallowmayty January 19, 2016

A term used by motorcyclist to describe a beginner rider. It's pretty much the same as the term "noob" but applied to motorcycle riders. Only 1337 riders can use this term because they have in fact h4x0red the gibson.
OMG! dudez I was knee draggin to the meet up at Sonic for some uber grub when I saw this SQUID totally not knee draggin! NOT 1337!!
by uberkneedragger April 1, 2009

by WhiteOrchid August 9, 2009

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.
"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."
by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018

by BIGSEXY9110 March 1, 2010

by IstubmytoeSohardBroski October 6, 2021
