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slut rod

The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.
Man: Are you on birth control?
Woman: Don't worry mate, I have a slut rod, do your worst!
by Arn13 July 30, 2017
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Blaze rodding

A sexual maneuver in which the man inserts gasoline into his urethra before sex, when he is about to finish, the male pulls out, takes out a lighter and sets his cum on fire, creating a sort of napalm that burns and scars the female
I gave that bitch a blaze rodding last night, I just hope the burn isn't infected
by I eat glass December 6, 2019
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Rod Worms

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.
by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019
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Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod
Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?
by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019
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Power Rod

A dildo used to penatrate mens assholes
Dang i could use a power rod right now
by Power rod January 6, 2018
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Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB
Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod
by Los Muertos April 6, 2017
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twizzle rod

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.
Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018
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