naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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naughty nattering

The practice between lovers, while conversing, of lapsing into extended prattling of the utmost intimacy, either in seclusion or via telephone or public whispering. In its best realization, no topic is out of bounds, nor is any shame or inhibition evident. Arousal is a necessary outcome.
"Every time Barb & I make phone contact, her sultry voice inevitably leads us both into Naughty Nattering."
by Whatabob October 28, 2017
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Naughtiful

A very beautiful and sweet person, who just happens to be very naughty in bed.
I shagged James last night. You woudn't expect it, but he is like sooo naughtiful
by Rowzy October 01, 2011
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Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.
Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.
by PandasPaw November 10, 2022
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naughty tango

an activity that this boy named brye hoffman always asks me to do with him, and i always say no.
girrrrl, wanna come over and naughty tango later tonight?" "NO brye i didn't want to last night and i dont want to tonight either.
by djjasxxx August 05, 2010
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Naughty and Crosses

The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.
“We should spice things up tonight...”
“You're so right! Let's play naughty and crosses!”
by C L G February 05, 2021
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