Mop The Closet

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.

Did you just see that slob mop the closet?

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

mop hukr

n. one who is a big jerk; a person who one thinks is hip or cool; one who has intercourse with his mother; code word for "mophukr" or "motherfucker"

Teacher: "Billy, I'm giving you a detention"
Billy: "Oh, Ms. Whosherface, you're such a mop hukr!"
Teacher: "Well, I 've never 'hucked' a mop in my life Billy!"

by kman5473 January 5, 2008

Mop Head

Getting head from a dirty or gross person

Ben: hey dude just got some head from that gross chick
Joe: dude you didn't get head you got Mop Head

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

e-mop

someone that acts like an emo. they do everythintg that an emo would do! they dress like em, talk like em, listen to the same music, have same hair! they do everything the same except the whole slicing the wrists part!

emo=emo and the p =poser making an emo poser

That e-mop isn't very smart.

by baller485 September 7, 2008

Mop Momma

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.

The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.

by Alison December 31, 2003

meep mop

when you don't have anything to say and you need something to fill the void of silence.

Person: *literally nothing at all*
Me: meep mop

by badbiddie6969 June 21, 2020

Mop bucket

Having at least five dirty dudes cumming in your mouth.

Morgan: thoes five dudes at that party last night all came in my mouth
Allison: awesome you were mop bucket!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015