Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe
I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe
by Dabiglog March 14, 2023
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Lead pipe

The sexual act of whacking someone over the head with a lead pipe then proceeding to fuck them
by Lil boy 2046 June 11, 2023
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Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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leading lady

I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.
by Alienhuman April 13, 2021
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Leads

A never-ending cycle of thinking whether or not they'll come in the circle of potential customers. Usually not convinced.
Chris: Oh look John, it's the guy from LinkedIn I called and talked to the other day!

John: Are you imbecile? They're called Leads.
by fuickquck November 26, 2021
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lead

"man, these paint chips taste so good."
"are these leaded?"
"yeah."
"awesome!"
by Yt?gegs grrr February 28, 2019
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Lead

by Officialgarybusey May 24, 2020
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