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jamaican sauna

You guys really turned my car into a Jamaican sauna. I’m barbecued.”
by Stu Woodside December 7, 2020
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
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Jamaican Jackhammer

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.
Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg
by Steven Skibidoviç September 21, 2024
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Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.
"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"
by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025
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Jamaican Slip

When you take your own or a sexual partners log of shit and use it as lubricant
Oh damn Jamie got the Jamaican Slip 😯
by Boomslang09 March 1, 2025
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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
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