The glitter you get on you in the art room. Gets all over your hands, face, and EVERYWHERE... and when you check your hair five years later, it's still there.
Person 1: "Dude, there's glitter in your hair."
Person 2: "Yeah, just got some art room herpes. It won't go away!"
Person 2: "Yeah, just got some art room herpes. It won't go away!"
by whiterabbit006 January 27, 2010
Get the Art Room Herpesmug. by omega123180 February 26, 2010
Get the Herpe Gernademug. Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"
Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."
Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."
Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
by dinkydew January 16, 2012
Get the Herpe Slurpeemug. An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.
Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
by Flip Static December 31, 2009
Get the New Years Herpesmug. Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news
by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020
Get the communist lung herpesmug. A variant of Herp Derp, Herp da Derp is:
1.) An expression when someone says something obvious.
2.) An expression for when someone says/does something stupid.
3.) A random expression usually used during an awkward silence, but can be used out of complete randomness; can also be used as a greeting.
1.) An expression when someone says something obvious.
2.) An expression for when someone says/does something stupid.
3.) A random expression usually used during an awkward silence, but can be used out of complete randomness; can also be used as a greeting.
1.)Guy1: Canada is a country.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
2.)Guy1: I just drove off a skyscraper on a scooter.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
3a.)Guy1: I'm gay.
Guy2: ........ HERP DA DERP!
3b.)Guy: -opens chat room with random friend- HERP DA DERP!
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
2.)Guy1: I just drove off a skyscraper on a scooter.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
3a.)Guy1: I'm gay.
Guy2: ........ HERP DA DERP!
3b.)Guy: -opens chat room with random friend- HERP DA DERP!
by herpdaderp:D August 18, 2010
Get the Herp da derpmug. This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.
Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.
by bringmethechicken November 22, 2013
Get the Herpes No, Nachos Yesmug.