Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025

Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!

by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022

giraffe

daniel seavey aka a person with a long ass neck

i went to the zoo and saw a giraffe yesterday. i thought it was daniel seavey.

by lolwhyhehe November 27, 2019