drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.

Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.

by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

Voting Drive

Where someone drives you out of state to register to vote so you can vote multiple times and/or illegally. Used to get around voting requirements including felony charges, recent incarceration and/or questionable citizenship.

Did you hear ACORN is sponsoring a Voting Drive, they are going to bus us up to Ohio so us peeps doing soft time can take an active role in deciding who is going to be prez.

by Robert Dotras February 20, 2009

confectionary drive-by

When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

"oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?"

by iamfrenchi May 13, 2008

Drive-by Party

A small party of people who roam the neighborhood looking for parties to attend. These parties will often stop by your house and drink all your alcohol or smoke your weed, as they have taken advantage of you only for your resources, then move on to the next house.

Oh shit Joe, all those people just left. They weren't here for very long.
Darn we just got hit by a drive-by party.

by Jay Giddens August 30, 2010

Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you

Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over

by Aloushi May 7, 2015

drive to fremont

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.

I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.

by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014