Diving bell

If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into meIf i stare into the abyss will it stare into me
Me:have you heard the song diving bell by statset
Dustin bates: prepare the diving bell it's time to take this low again....
by Halinthesea April 25, 2022
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moof diving

The act of eating out or being eaten out by a canadian. A take on the popular "muff diving", just with a canadian accent. Out = Oot, Muff = Moof.
Danny went moof diving last night, eh?
by nspa4568 October 09, 2008
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tip diving

tip diving aka the T-Dip occurs when a male, usually large and black although not necessarily, is incapable of fully penetrating a womans vagina, Hence only being able to insert the "Tip"
Yo last night i tried to rail out this virgin asian but all i could manage was an intense episode of Tip Diving
by beltbucklebros May 28, 2011
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Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"
by Spastic llama August 19, 2015
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Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 17, 2022
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pocket diving

"Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.
Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?
by Music_Is_Forever April 01, 2022
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drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk
Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving
by mustang maniac April 21, 2010
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