Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

Diet Relationship

Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.

Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.

I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!

by ExcelsiorSeer November 9, 2017

Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011

healthy diet

Knowing you exist
makes me happy
to be alive

"she said she was going to put effort into ensuring a healthy diet"

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Kuldīgas diet

A specific diet which comes from small city in Latvia and occurs when you all your teeth are knocked out so you physically can’t eat anything

Do you want Kuldīgas diet?!?

by DrunkGuyFromLatvia January 14, 2018

annjosey diet

A crash diet which involves total starvation for weeks on end while simultaneously training like an olympian whislt leading a full life in deperate attempt to loose tons of weight in a very short amount of time.

Side effects of this diet have included: diziness, fainting, neurosis, temper tantrums, gastro intestinal disorders, panic attacks

James lost 20 kilos in two weeks after his trainer put him on the annjosey diet

by IndianCricketFan March 12, 2009

supermodel diet

A person who is excessively thin or losing weight fast because they are always doing cocaine and drinking alcohol. Cocaine causes a person to not eat as it kills appetite.

Did you see how much weight Jessie lost? She must be on the supermodel diet knowing her!

by Iamaloneralso February 5, 2018