chewing the invisbile gum

When someone is so wired from crank/crack/meth/diet pills or any other form of speed that they move their mouths as if they were chewing gum, but there is nothing in their mouth. This action is usually accompanied with darting eyes and extreme paranoia.

Johnny was so tweaked that he just sat in his bedroom looking out the blinds and chewing the invisbile gum He has been up for three days and thinks the cops are after him.

by whiteandnerdy October 4, 2007

Chew n' Screw

When a party comes to a restaurant, eats a lot and decides to run away without paying the food bill.

' I only have a five dollar bill, darn! '

' That's ok, we'll do a chew n' screw. '

by Blehck! July 30, 2009

chew one

1. The act of smoking
2. To inhale smoke
3. To smoke a cigarette
4. To chew tabacco such as "baseball players"

I'm going out for a "breath of fresh air"...you guys want to chew one?

by Darkside October 24, 2003

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

Chewing gum knickers

When someone gets excited and creams or gushes their pants, hence a sticky feeling similar to chewing gum.

She found him soooo sexy she gushed and then realised she had chewing gum knickers

by Wrigley's November 11, 2003

Goo-man-chew

the goo-man-chew is when you cum on a girls face, any race and ethnicity but you get so many more koodo points if she is asian, in the shape of a fumanchew gotee. this includes it going down both sides of her mouth and on her chin. if it drips and hangs down than congratu-freaking-lations you are a god

i pretty much just explained the Goo-man-chew in its entirety

by rambo50cal June 15, 2010

Conehead Chewing Gum

Another term for a condom

Hey, you got some conehead chewing gum I can use?

by Big Daddy D March 4, 2004