A very specific type of woman. They always have perfectly styled hair, perfectly done makeup which they DO NOT leave the house without. This woman will style her hair to look messy, but in actuality it never moves. EVER. Their current favorite fashion trend is skinny jeans tucked into leather riding boots that have never ridden anything or seen dirt of any kind. You can taste their perfume from 10 feet away. Becky will either have a Starbucks cup in her hand, or will be on her way to Starbucks, or is at a minimum thinking of Starbucks. Beckys raise the next generation of Beckys. This woman will publicly criticize her daughter for even looking at a carb or any type of food that is not fat-free in every way.
They’re typically married to men with names like Stephen, Edward, or Richard, and will likely have a Roman numeral after his name. These names cannot be shortened into anything that might suggest even a slight amount of fun, unless it is by Becky herself, and then it will likely be a baby-talk version. Example: Steeeeeeeevie. She will only use this name when she wants something from him. Stephen eats anti-depressants like candy and misses dinner a couple nights a week because he’s working late when in reality he is gagged and bent over his desk while his secretary spanks him with wet celery because all he’s heard for the last 10 years from Becky is not tonight Stephen, I’ve got a headache.
They’re typically married to men with names like Stephen, Edward, or Richard, and will likely have a Roman numeral after his name. These names cannot be shortened into anything that might suggest even a slight amount of fun, unless it is by Becky herself, and then it will likely be a baby-talk version. Example: Steeeeeeeevie. She will only use this name when she wants something from him. Stephen eats anti-depressants like candy and misses dinner a couple nights a week because he’s working late when in reality he is gagged and bent over his desk while his secretary spanks him with wet celery because all he’s heard for the last 10 years from Becky is not tonight Stephen, I’ve got a headache.
I saw a Becky in the store today. Self centered bitch parked her fat-free cart in the middle of the aisle and walked away.
by bananasantacreek October 21, 2019
Get the Beckymug. she is one of the most caring, kind, hilarious and pretty girls you will ever meet and you will be lucky to be one of her close friends. She is the mum of the group always making sure that everyone is in check and is feeling alright and you know that you can speak to her about absolutely anything whenever you need to. By your side through all your ups and downs she will always make you laugh so hard that your sides hurt and you have rivers of tears streaming down your face.
With her quirky and unique ways she is perfect and very very easy to love.
With her quirky and unique ways she is perfect and very very easy to love.
by _loopylou_ April 23, 2022
Get the Beckymug. by Capt'n Jimmy D October 20, 2021
Get the Beckymug. by B3CKY B4CKER March 29, 2017
Get the Beckymug. A basic boring white girl. Probably likes Starbucks, pumpkin spice flavored things, and saying "I can't even."
"I can't believe he dumped me for that Becky! She probably drags his ass along with her to Starbucks and the mall every day."
by VanessaLee April 3, 2020
Get the Beckymug. Spilling a drink almost immediately.
If becky does a Becky it doesnt count and should be followed up with "I haven't done that for ages"
If becky does a Becky it doesnt count and should be followed up with "I haven't done that for ages"
by Tymanic December 31, 2019
Get the A Beckymug. She is a bad ass friend with an amazing personality. she is protective of her friends but shes the little child in the world. She is a great parnter in a relationship. Never I say never hurt her heart or else!!!
by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 27, 2022
Get the becky boutinmug.