blow yourself

The act of putting you own oral orphice on your own genitals and sucking Passionately.

Man 1: you sir can go blow yourself
Man 2: hmmm thats quite interesting. I might have to try putting my oral orphice on my own genitals, the wife never does.

by king $hittalk September 20, 2016

blow chow

To vomit explosively, particularly after eating a meal. Use of the term "blow chow" is particularly applicable when describing the act of vomiting undigested or semi-digested food matter.

"That 3-week old macaroni I found in the fridge made me blow chow."

by Lboogie August 16, 2007

colon blow

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

by Uukla the Mok December 6, 2002

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

blow bands

a useful sexual aid for women with long hair to help hold their hair back when giving oral sex.Commonly found in packs of 100 in the hair accessories department down at Wally-World.

Diane got tired of chewing her hair when going down on her man, so she broke out with the blow bands

by toyzintheattic July 20, 2008

Polar Blow

When i girl gives a great blow job with ice in her mouth

Kim gave me a polar blow under the table at the the restaurant!!!!

by bob mcballs April 1, 2009

blow pig

a slut or whore, a girl that will BLOW anyone

yeah i had dat blow pig over, my whole crew got some

by John April 7, 2004