pewnitive damages

A court ruling dat specifies dat you must attend church as a penalty for excessive farting.

In da infamous "July is National Baked Bean Month" speech, da speaker would likely be assigned pewnitive damages if said scenario had happened in real life.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

hanz damage

Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.

"Hanz Damage you'll get the D later..."

by Hanz Damage February 18, 2018

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Someone get damaged but emotional

Person 1:EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Person 2:wait what

by AJTheGamerBoy March 8, 2023

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Emotional Damage

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemotional damage STEVEN HE thing

mental damage

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE where I from mental heath not invented yet

by MIMMIM May 6, 2022

Big Damage

¹When speaking descriptively , to help the others feel the weight of the situation, Big Damage can be dropped at the ends of sentences to further elaborate the extremities of the situation discussed.
²Can also be used as a stand alone comment when reacting to external sources.
³Can also refer to the petrol prices in Sydney atm

¹"I wish you saw my order at Burger King, it was Big Damage"
Or
²-Sees some super hot THICC MILF and says- "BIG DAMAGE"

by Kik'n'along March 30, 2022

Lover Damage

Causing damage to someones insides.

“Imma give you some lover damage 😏”

by childrapier March 27, 2025