Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.
Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.
by JJ Jungle Juice November 25, 2020
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Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.
Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.
by Scrotum Stroker August 05, 2018
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Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.
I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.
by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010
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Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)
She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.
by Nurse Whitney June 01, 2013
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test and tell

The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.

Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place

Is considered bad manners in some situations
Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes

Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"

Johnny: "What an ass..."

Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"
by qwertyu133 April 13, 2012
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sus test

an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level
*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"
by fnoyyecksdee December 27, 2020
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The Wave Test

The wave test- when someones dates over wight people and to tests them he lays them down flat on stomach, giving a pat on the butt and watches if the the "wave" travels upwards to head and back(ripple effect)
You know Dave? he loves the very big girls and he always tests them for the "The Wave Test" if it only resonates once he will dump her :)
by fonty November 30, 2010
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