Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013

The Wave Test

The wave test- when someones dates over wight people and to tests them he lays them down flat on stomach, giving a pat on the butt and watches if the the "wave" travels upwards to head and back(ripple effect)

You know Dave? he loves the very big girls and he always tests them for the "The Wave Test" if it only resonates once he will dump her :)

by fonty December 1, 2010

Unit Test

A test for 8th grade steam students that usually makes a kid really socially distant. Its a culture. Most people give up studying. The average grade is a D- (passing).

If you get a Unit test and you haven't studied, shit.

Nerd: "Anyone study for the Unit test"
Everyone: "When is that"
Nerd: "Today"
Everyone: "shi-"

by B0SSMAN69 May 19, 2019

test picture

A picture you temporarily post on your profile to get a good idea of how others will respond to it, before making the photo widely viewed.

I put up a test picture on Facebook, but no one commented on it, so I won't make it my profile picture.

by M.J.S.S January 14, 2010

Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.

I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.

by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010

Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both

On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.

by ⭐️Board September 17, 2015

test and tell

The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.

Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place

Is considered bad manners in some situations

Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes

Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"

Johnny: "What an ass..."

Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"

by qwertyu133 September 15, 2012