Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

by anonymous December 30, 2020

CEO_Of_Tescos

Sexiest fucking gamer to ever live, so good at games and will fucking kill ur parents if he catches them lacking, also had a big wood

Wow, ceo_of_tescos is my idol

by Bigwood November 24, 2021

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

gia and tesa

Gia and Tesa are best friends they are allways together they fight like sisters but love eachother like sisters to they put each other first no matter what everyone wishes they had a bond like these 2 they also enjoy going to party’s they are crazy together and so funny there allways out and having a good time and usually breaking the lawl they want the best for eachother and are allways looking out for eachother

look it’s Gia and Tesa

I wish i had a friendship like theres

by deznutsdestiny May 28, 2024

Abhi Mehta Testosterone

A mythical surge of testosterone originating from the testicles, giving an intense boost of confidence, aggression, and primal energy.

After he landed that insane trick on his skateboard, he was strutting around like his testicles were pumping pure Abhi Mehta Testosterone.

by abbhi Mehta December 10, 2024