karaoke terrorist

When you want to sing a karaoke song and you have a random person come and try to sing duet or take an extra microphone and ruin your song with their horrible singing.

I wanted to sing and the karaoke terrorists came and blew up my karaoke song

by Dnist76 November 23, 2017

terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018

Economic Terrorists

An action by a party that results in the destruction of another party's personal rights or business position or status, or denial of constitutuional rights by means that are designed to assure any one or more of those outcomes is guilty of a felony.

The journalist stated that the owner of the company was guilty of a crime, without proof of that statement , and distributed that information to other media sources which resulted in economic terrorists destroying the business with false news by design.

by Airbornebob February 7, 2017

Hoochie Mama Terrorist

Modern Day Marla Singer; the type of girl that’s out for petty attention but acts naive when she gets it; being a home wrecker comes at no price for this ho; you will find these girls rolling around in their daddy’s money wearing clothes that were popular in middle school at family friendly place late at night like frozen yogurt

“Did you see that hoochie mama terrorist eye-fucking your boyfriend?”

by _breezybaby October 21, 2019

academic terrorist

One who runs academic courses and takes pleasure in the failings of their student cohort. An academic terrorist assigns material they know the students cannot pass without significant stress. Attempts to reason with an academic terrorist results in them refusing to change material and even doubling down on their stance.

The professor is writing the exam with material we haven't learned yet. They're such an academic terrorist.

by bogza October 30, 2019

Clit terrorist

A man who is so bad at eating a bitch out that he bites the clitorious without knowledge of doing so.

Male:*eating out*
Female:"Ow you fucking clit terrorists"

by Ava_boog November 5, 2021

terrorist cuddling

The act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it

She spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. It was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.

by UhhhOhNo July 12, 2012