surface tension

When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.

Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!

by TRJ229 July 18, 2009

Sexual Tension

Grass, as in the stuff on your lawn.
(Not weed.)
As defined by Silent football, at least at CTY Carlisle or Lancaster.

"Mr.Dictator, Nitro was putting sexual tension in my ear."

"Do not pick at the sexual tension."

by Archaimot March 25, 2008

teresita

Folk heroine of uncertain origin; some say horse-muffin-bird, others bird-horse-muffin-bird-bird

So lemme get this straight--teresita rescued the one-eyed frog?
Natch, bro; that's the bird-bird for ya

by Jake Pabble August 20, 2007

Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names

Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.

by nonoyawns January 19, 2005

Teresa

The dumbest language arts teacher there. Makes you work hard, but doesn't reward you for for it. Your grade is bound to be less than an A-. I feel bad for you if you get this mentally deranged and high teacher in 7th grade. She has no friends which is why she will torture you.

Today, Teresa gave us only one god damn minute to write a 5 page essay.

by Jeff Jeefy February 12, 2020

Tens

Calling tens reserves one's seat on a couch or chair for ten minutes. Similar to fives and twenties.

"Tens" as one leaves seat for another beer or food

by Fat Dims September 21, 2007

Teresa

A hobbit

"That chick was such a Teresa"

by Donut Whore December 18, 2016