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Shirt Tenting

1) The act of pulling both legs up into your shirt to keep warmer.

2) Usually performed by girls & children who are cold, it helps trap heat.

3) Similar to Siberian Monk Sleeving, or putting both hands into opposite sleeves.
Lil Davey: "I was soo cold today I was shirt tenting all morning!"

Josiah: "You're stupid."
by DarkJer November 6, 2011
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Tent Mexicans

Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis
Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans
by Anonymous-person March 11, 2023
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Vicks Rub Tent

The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.
“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”

“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”
by LovinShrubbin December 3, 2022
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golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.
Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.
by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018
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stink tent

same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.
when she leaned over to set the alarm and gave her a stink tent.
by adaminroseville June 12, 2007
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passed-tents party-sipple

Da ultimate in parodied version of da cranky grammar-lesson term dat we all hated dealing wif in middle school; da teacher would probably have a major uptight hissy-fit (i.e., she would get really "tense") if any of her students made such a mockery of said word-type label. Here, it refers to a gala outdoor get-together whereby everyone hangs out in crappy camping-enclosures dat most folks would just walk right by (i.e., dey would have just "passed by these tents" to look for better-designed models to purchase) at da sporting-goods store, and where dey politely drink from containers wif straws or dispensing-spouts instead of just guzzlingly chugging said beverage-containers' contents in huge noisy messy gulps.
Da "Bionic Woman" star Jaime Sommers was known for being very easy-going and creatively "thinking outside da box" when it came to her teaching job (for example, she would often have her students arrange their desks in a circle to represent a cell or molecule), so if her pupils gigglingly asked to play a "visual pun" joke on her for April Fools Day to break up da monotany of English class, she'd likely be good-natured enough to allow dem to do so. I can imagine her astonishment, though, when --- after an extended "close you eyes and don't look" period while her mischievous "little rascals" were preparing said uproarious prank for her, she saw dat dey had fully transformed her classroom into a "passed-tents party-sipple" scene, complete wif an entire "community" of surplus-merchandise-level fabric-walled sleeping-structures and toddler-type enclosed drinking-glasses dat da students would all be imbibing water or juice from.
by QuacksO May 19, 2022
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tent on

The circumstances in which the person gets a boner while wearing jogging bottoms, making the front of the joggers looking like an erected tent.
'hahaha check it man that guys got a massive tent on '
by Big lad from sheff April 23, 2017
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