Temperance

Person with an extremely controlling personality, loves animals, typically blonde, and likes to roll their eyes and glare at people.

Were you late to class? Temperance is going to be so mad at you.

by LadyGaga April 27, 2015

timberjack

The act of masturbating in the wilderness, or timber.

Guy: The squirrels weren't moving the other day so I decided to pass the time with a timberjack. Cleaned up with an oak leaf.

by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010

Riddle me timbers

A riddle that is so genius and stumping that anyone who encounters it will scream timber at the peak of their orgasm

ohhhh, oh im going to riddle me timbers till my pants are wet

by i dont mind 69 all the time September 25, 2009

Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers

Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010

Justin timberlake

(n) - wigger who is loved by eight year old girls and other wiggers

Fucking a few celebrities (guys and girls) has made this white boy a Justin timberlake.

by darron May 2, 2005

timber

Slang term used for the drug marijuana.

Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.

I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

justin timberlake

a very very very big stupid faggot that every1 hates so much

i hate that stupid justin timberlake fag

by some ugly white cracker June 4, 2005