by popsicle pete March 14, 2005
A mall kid is someone who will call the whole gangland on someone if they call them a square.
In plural mall kid turns into "mall"
Mall kid's typically hangout in malls (never buying anything) but sometimes steal.
They only wear air-force ones or Jordan's and a designer belt along with whatever they bought at good will.
The main activities of a mall kid include smoking backwoods, hitting licks(robbery), shadowboxing, ruining functions, and linking at rock.
some fun facts about mall :
They say "on my momma" 48 times a day on average
They will claim they are "with the shits"
98% of mall don't graduate high school
The average mall kid has 16 big homies, who never stopped being mall after high school.
In plural mall kid turns into "mall"
Mall kid's typically hangout in malls (never buying anything) but sometimes steal.
They only wear air-force ones or Jordan's and a designer belt along with whatever they bought at good will.
The main activities of a mall kid include smoking backwoods, hitting licks(robbery), shadowboxing, ruining functions, and linking at rock.
some fun facts about mall :
They say "on my momma" 48 times a day on average
They will claim they are "with the shits"
98% of mall don't graduate high school
The average mall kid has 16 big homies, who never stopped being mall after high school.
In plural mall kid turns into "mall"
"cuddi i just got stomped by mall"
"why did you link with that mall kid"
"some kid got robbed by mall its hut"
Some things a mall kid might say:
"whats the move?"
"i cant fw lames"
"Its hut call the big homies"
"run the fade"l slid"
"cuddi i just got stomped by mall"
"why did you link with that mall kid"
"some kid got robbed by mall its hut"
Some things a mall kid might say:
"whats the move?"
"i cant fw lames"
"Its hut call the big homies"
"run the fade"l slid"
by itoen June 15, 2018
What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.
After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home
by Apmac June 24, 2008
The point where you are exhausted/annoyed from walking and shopping through the mall and need to rest and/or get a energizing beverage.
Dude, lets find a Starbucks in this place, we've been shopping for a while and I'm totally hitting a mall wall.
by citydolls May 20, 2011
Freehold Mall is the place where every single person hangs out. Most don’t even buy stuff but food, or they buy clearance. It’s mainly just middle and high schoolers. The popular kids hang out in the lobby while the outcasts live in hot topic. The girls don’t leave Sephora or Ulta. While the guys hang out in footlocker. For some reason no one from Freehold actually goes there. It’s only kids from Manalapan. People don’t even include Freehold they just call it “the mall.” Since there is no where else to go for miles everyone goes here and gets yelled at by the security gaurds. On the typical weekend you can go on your Snapchat and see “Who’s here?” with a typical mirror selfie. People drink their Starbucks or eat their rolled ice cream for a few hours until there mom can come pick them up.
by Stan Twitter March 29, 2019
A lame, over popular, mall in a dull, boring city with nasty fat pasty girls with thick accents. Supposedly the biggest in the US however, it is just a small lame theme park in a regular sized mall.
Sarah: I came from Houston to see this Mall of America?
Sarah's Cousin Lauren, a resident of Minneapolis: Yea, isn't it aweseome? It's the biggest in the US you know?
Sarah: Yes, I know that, but where is the Louis Vuitton, Fendi, or Gucci?
Lauren: We don't have those stores, but we do have a BigDog outlet.
Sarah: My point exactly...
Sarah's Cousin Lauren, a resident of Minneapolis: Yea, isn't it aweseome? It's the biggest in the US you know?
Sarah: Yes, I know that, but where is the Louis Vuitton, Fendi, or Gucci?
Lauren: We don't have those stores, but we do have a BigDog outlet.
Sarah: My point exactly...
by SarahTipsy October 17, 2007
by Bob Bobsonabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz123456789 March 23, 2005