e-stocking

A virtual Christmas stocking.

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!

by Lemmingpie December 18, 2013

Stock-F

A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.

Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.

by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 11, 2018

Chicken stock

(written куром на смех in Russian): when one does or says something so silly/stupid/ridiculous/idiotic- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make a laughing stock out of you.

Have you done anything chicken stock lately?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2022

Chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you

Never do anything chicken stock.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2022

creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream

Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift

by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

Boot Stock

A soggy wet foot sitting in a boot full of blood for several days making a terrible smelling Boot Stock.

Just because your on blood thinners dale, does not mean you should leave your bad toe nail clip job to bleed out in your boot for days to make a Boot Stock!

by Muddygummybear December 27, 2023

satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.

alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).

by asteroth1 January 06, 2011