British Steamer

The act of defecation into somebody's mouth.

Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.

It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.

by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 29, 2005

Arkansas Steamer

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.

by The Compost Man March 4, 2009

Phoenix Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer that is performed outdoors on a hot, sunny day. The man shits on the woman's chest while she is sunbathing. When the sun has completely baked the pile of shit, the man eats it off of the woman's chest, revealing a shit-shaped tanline.

Q: Where's Missy?
A: She's at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the Phoenix Steamer Craig gave her.

by AZsteamer September 16, 2006

Yemeni Steamer

The sexual act of inflating your partner's rectum with smoke (tobacco, marijuana, crack) then using a hookah/shisha pipe to smoke from the rectum.

I Yemeni Steamered Bobby and it was awesome.

by T- HIV February 7, 2007

carpet steamer

A girl in the act of masturbating with a shower head.

Gina was one hell of a carpet steamer.

by J00mama May 30, 2006

Cleveland steamer

When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.

That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.

by TheBig Lebowski August 1, 2009

Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)

GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008