Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed

Fuck me my steak stain is itchy

by Wiggle sniffer December 4, 2021

Stain

A person who makes bad plays in proffessional card events.

That kid Kevin is such a stain.

by Wade December 14, 2003

pantie stain

the worst diss by a gay guy

"You are such a pantie stain!"

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Hob Stain

Hob stain is the a stain created by a hob. Used as insult like idiot or nincompoop.

Mike is such a Hob Stain. Wolfy is the hugest Hob Stain I have ever met.

by dettroy November 21, 2010

stain the bitch

a quote you use when u see a hot ass girl that you want to have sexual intercourse with.

jon- DAMN,look at her booty!

steve- Id stain the bitch.

jon- fo sho.

by SUT1 April 22, 2009