The point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. Belly gets bigger, arms get floppy.
by Cvera July 14, 2017
by OuterInsight May 05, 2025
I usually get stage fright in the office men’s room, but the CEO was next to me so I got reverse stage fright. I didn’t want him to notice I was not peeing and think I was a freak.
by Cliff2003 August 18, 2021
Cupcakestage when a couple love each for the first few weeks then brake up and hate each other on the next week
by Ghost killer October 05, 2015
The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 24, 2024
The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.
Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
by Funny kid 47 June 08, 2011
A depressing YouTube series by VIVINOS about 6 people that are in a world where aliens rule. The humans are basically pets to the aliens. Aliens invented a game, known as alien stage, in which two humans compete against each other in a singing battle. Whoever loses gets shot and killed, while the winning human goes on to the next round.
Watch ALIEN STAGE at your own risk. Don't get attached to the characters. Do NOT get attached to any characters. It will only lead to a feeling of rue, misery, and sorrow.
Watch ALIEN STAGE at your own risk. Don't get attached to the characters. Do NOT get attached to any characters. It will only lead to a feeling of rue, misery, and sorrow.
"Have you watched ALIEN STAGE?"
"No, I haven't, but what's it about?"
"No, I haven't, but what's it about?"
by kanacure May 08, 2025