squash squash

the noise the douche makes

her pussy stank, so she got the douche and went squash squash

by jay2themothafuknp June 8, 2009

Squawnky

A form of racing by which midget clowns head towards a finish line on unicycles while dueling with lightsabers.

I watched a Squawnky the other night. It was entertaining.

by Zouma February 24, 2011

squash monkey

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

by james2187 June 2, 2014

Squash

n. - unburnt weed grounds from a vaporizer.

"Hey, save that squash. I'm gonna use it to make a tincture."
"Yo bruh, you gonna eat that squash?"
"Man, I'm so broke, I'm smoking squash."

by Meow gator January 29, 2016

bologna-squash

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.

You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!

by Da R-I-C-Kizzle April 22, 2006

Doing Squats At The Beach

verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.

It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.

Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?

You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car

by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010

hoe squats

The act of a girl bending down like a stripper and slapping her booty in the process.

Damn, did you see all the hoe squats that bitch was doing on me? leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

by Big Pimpy Ed May 19, 2010