space closet

An illogical small room connected to a larger room seperated by a high-tech sliding door usually containing an object which is meant to surprise the person in proximity of the entrance to the smaller room. The high-tech door can also be activated by gaining ownership to objects that are beneficial to the person.

I went to go pick up that shotgun and a damn imp flew out of a space closet over there.

by Deadly Muffinz October 8, 2004

space burgular

someone who leaves an item in your space with no compensation for long periods of time.

Jeff brought over his motorcycle and asked if he could leave it for a few days.It was here for 6 months what a space burgular

by mark wilson bulletproof April 2, 2008

Space Shittle

(Verb) when you shit a little in space

The astronauts were so scared by the aliens that they had a space shittle

by KoalaDramaFTW July 15, 2016

boomer space

Putting two spaces after a period. Even though every reference written after 1995 says that it's now one space after a period, your 60-year-old CEO still insists that when he was walking uphill, barefoot, in the snow, with one typewriter under each arm, his secretary put two spaces after a period and, dammit, you will, too, as long as you work here.

My soul dies just a little more every time I put that second space after a period, but the boss says we have to use the Boomer space.

My soul dies just a little more every time I put that second space after a period, but the boss says we have to use the Boomer space.{space}{space}

by burnt sox December 10, 2021

mouth space

The vicinity of in and around the mouth.

For example: Tom says "Leena don't put your fucking fingers in my mouth space"

by sgt.gecko87 February 24, 2014

paranoid space

A place where paranoid and oversensitive people go to feel safe from imaginary problems.

The newest paranoid space is opened to the public.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg March 31, 2019

Asian Space

The outrageous amount of space an Asian driver leaves between their car and the car in front of them.

Holy fuck dude do you see that Asian space?! I'm going to go big boy bok choy on that fool.

by Squattin4Cotton December 13, 2017