Snowflake

Justin Matthew Feldhake because he won’t fix his turn signals

Justin is being a real snowflake about fixing his husbands truck.

by MmmmBobs October 3, 2023

Snowflake

Someone so amazing you can't look away; the most beautiful person you have ever seen

I saw a snowflake today!

by braddddddleeeeyyy April 22, 2021

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018

Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.

noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.

by ~Blackstarr~ January 9, 2017

Snowflake

Oh no the snowflake is offended! Offended and retarded!

Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Snowflake

A term someone will call someone that they are insanely jealous of. The person calling the other person that is usually very delusional and in need of therapy

You're a snowflake

by John49635 January 20, 2024

Snowflake

When one gets a skin peel and sheds for 3-4 days. Friends may call one a “snowflake” as you shed “snow” (in this case skin) whilst standing in place.

People with pale skin are more high risk for snowflake characteristics.

Oh hey, how was your chemical peel? You are shedding like a snowflake!

by Nieze2020 June 18, 2020