skeet

to skeet in your pants or cum in your sister

oh darn i skeeted in my sister again

by damon cunt March 13, 2019

Skeet

To go somewhere, or to dip from some1

Mans gotta skeet from the ops g

by Crack den March 20, 2019

Skeet

To get somewhere quickly; to run/skate to another place quickly

Can also mean to ejaculate, but literally no one uses it like that

Person 1: Hey, where is Bill?
Person 2: He is skeeting over now.
Bill: *skeets over*

by whatelsedoy0uw4ntfr0mm3 April 6, 2019

skeet

Skeet is used in two ways.

1. To ejactulate/cum
2. To run

1. I skeeted on the girl
2. He was running and ducking and ducking until he just ran out of breath, skeet

by pyrexGG_ February 14, 2019

skeet

A gentlemen and s scholar and would fuck your bitch at the same time. Skeet is normally a small boy named zach other names could be skeeter and skeeto. Everybody like a little skeet hanging around

Man i fucking love skeet!!

by skeetusthefeetus February 28, 2019

Skeet

When you trace your finger on your buttcrack and smell it

Weirdo 1: dude I just skeet and it smells

Song: SKEET SKEET ON MY MEAT (song sang by weirdo 1)

by turbo83 February 28, 2019

Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet

This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.

by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019