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No viagra situation

when a girl or girls are so hard even an old man can get naturally hard
God hooker was so hot it was a no viagra situation.
by sidmon69 July 11, 2020
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Situation Steve

Purposely taking things too literally and playing dumb about it. Then most often rage quitting.
We had a situation steve during last night’s destiny raid.
by Situation-Steve June 5, 2018
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Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation

Well It Means You're Turning The Other Eye Against The Situation At Hand Or On Sight With That In Regard You Act Blind As If You Didn't See Nothing Cause What You Saw Is Pretty Much Hilarious
Q: Yo Bro You Done Seen That

A: nah bro Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation
by cyber delazy February 1, 2020
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A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick
Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation
by Badi January 7, 2022
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Lydia Situation

A situation, so random and out of the norm, that you can only class it as a Lydia situation.
Lydia stayed the night at a guys house (who's she's seeing) and wakes up to a random guy in the room on the DJ decks jamming out. "That's a Lydia situation!"
by Not a Neek January 23, 2022
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situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.
"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"
by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013
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Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023
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