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Simp

A person who likes to act like a "Beta male" Or a "Pussy Hands" Towards the female race
Dan stop being a simp towards these frog looking thots
by CEOofSimplolgy March 16, 2020
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simp

a simp is when you keep simping over a girl and you think they gonna like it and go out with you.
Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020
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Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
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simp

"wow simprah is such a simp"
"ikr, shes the simpiest simp to ever exist"
by yourlocalgp November 3, 2022
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Simp

A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.
Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.
by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020
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Simp

Yeah I'm a simp

S- upper
I- ntense
M- inerrant
P- layer
Jacob- Bro, you a Simp

Carson- LOL ik I am.
by anonymous January 2, 2022
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Simp

Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and self worth, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.
Guy 1 : 'Bro you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping haaarrrdd'
Guy 2 : 'Ye that bitch got him brainwashed'
by Yenicememe May 9, 2022
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