Average School Shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
do you see that white male sitting alone over there? The one with the trench coat, unibrow, and messy hair? He's a school shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
by Yatta Hippyoh November 09, 2016
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Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Texas Six-Shooter

The act of ejaculating on six girls at once, all wearing a cowboy hat
I was messin around last night and pulled out the old Texas Six-Shooter. Boy was it a mess.
by Gecko7372 June 13, 2019
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salad shooter

A patient is brought in to the hospital, who,when you turn them over to get their clothes off them and start treatment, you notice right away thier long history of anal sex.
Man, we got one in through ER last night - what a salad shooter!
by abcinFLA June 16, 2008
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double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.
She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!
by Noah August 11, 2004
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Upper Deck Salad Shooter

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.
That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.
by Sue_Ellen December 07, 2008
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San Francisco Salad Shooter

The process of insering a phallic type vegetable (ie carrot, cucumber)into ones anus and then excreting the vegetable into your partners mouth.
Hey Mickey, your mom hasn't been getting her roughage so i gave her the San Francisco Salad Shooter last night.
by Big Steev September 12, 2006
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