national shave pussy day

what day is it?

well ill be, it’s national shave pussy day!!
by meepmeepmf145 September 09, 2021
Get the national shave pussy day mug.

shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.
i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out
by pittaway 45 August 26, 2008
Get the shit shave shower and wank mug.
getting yourself ready to go out.
lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?
by blommy May 21, 2005
Get the shit shower shave and shampoo mug.

Shaving my green beard

Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.
by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 18, 2011
Get the Shaving my green beard mug.
the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S
guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
-----
john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!
by rantingsteve April 20, 2011
Get the shit, shave, shag and shampoo mug.
Rule 1: no shaving for a whole month(Nov)
Rule : no trimming

The only time it is allowed is if there is a design that was there on oct 31, but cannot shave design
Can shave if you could not shave on oct 31 but have to shave on nov 1 and go till dec 1
Her: what are the rules of “No Shave November?”
Him: go look up No Shave November official rules
by Toolman69 November 01, 2019
Get the No Shave November official rules mug.

Your dry shaving me

An expression used when something really sucks/you cant believe something is really happening. This phrase is used instead of "Your kidding me"
You just failed your test" .... "your dry shaving me!
by moi1234567 October 18, 2010
Get the Your dry shaving me mug.