serving the employees

The act of bringing pleasure to your bosses on a daily basis in exchange for salary

That HR Ho just had an anniversary. That makes 3 years she be serving the employees, I hope she gets a raise!

by SlayerSusie September 21, 2011

Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

Serving Meat

The male alternative version of serving cunt

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!

by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024

serving curt

originally from sinjin drowning. meaning when you are slaying so hard that you need to slow down on those yass gummies. Can also be, “serving cunt”

“weston is serving curt so hard”
“ikr he ate that, he need to slow down on those yass gummies.”

by wes10ismy10 December 12, 2023

Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.

I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Serve

When somebody talks about serving this or that often, they're usually a whining fuckin pussy who hates that they're bullshit.

The girl would whine about how she had to serve at her job, meanwhile there were many people who never once claimed anybody made them feel sub serviant at their jobs, though they also did any work they did to the best of their ability. The girl wanted to make any talk about her work about her, like most things in her life.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019

Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.

I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!

by Nidorak March 7, 2018