Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).

The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.

by Tree Lover December 25, 2015

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016

Coyote season

When a female howls like a coyote during sex.

Found out it was coyote season last night while banging this chick

by Whitecountry October 29, 2019

Roster Season

Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.

Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.

by perished_pp May 12, 2022

Aries Season

March 21st - April 19th

When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.

“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”

by aries19 October 15, 2019

flossin season

When the ballers take their winter wheels off their rides and put their rims back on: Flossin Season is open

That's the fifth Box Chevy I've seen with rims back on, Flossin Season must be open

by Treacherous Wendy July 24, 2014