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Iain-save 

A style of goalkeeping developed post year 2000, the main components of which are diving must be done in three installments: the initial lean, fall and then stretch. Catching is never an option, when possible try and kick the ball away instead or parry it to an attacker. When the ball comes straight at you, dive and attempt to kick it away. Always go up for corners and rush back screaming at your team mates because you've fluffed your header and left the opposition with an open net.
(Defender in anger at goalkeeping blunder): That was an Iain-save!
Iain-save by Matthew Horner June 20, 2006

Captain save-a-hoe

When simp ass nigga saves a dumb hoe
Guy:don’t touch him/her
Guy:stop being a captain save-a-hoe

Urban Dictionary Save 

To Have A Teacher or Other Authority Figure Read Your Printed Urban Dictionary. And Not Have Noticed Any Of The Sexual/Drug Related/Swearing Defs.
Teacher: Hey Let Me See Your Urban Dictionary
Kid: FUCK!!!
Teacher: LOLZ
Teacher: Ok here you go
Kid 2: You Just Got Urban Dictionary Saved
Urban Dictionary Save by Loungeact October 15, 2009

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

To save my life 

To not be afraid to get, in a timely manner, before you become a pill-popping trainwreck,appropriate psychiatric help for issues like a personal drug habit
I may need to save my life
To save my life by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2021

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic