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sammich dirty 

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.
guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.
An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.
Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
sammich by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007
1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.

2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.

3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.
Woman, go make me a sammich!
sammich by Stephanie M. December 17, 2003

sarmiento 

Someone who Lies, Cheats, and Drinks. Then Lies about Lying, Cheating, and Drinking.

Pulling A Sarmiento - Lying about your whereabouts, cheating on your boyfriend, and underage drinking.
My parents can't find out so im doing it Sarmiento style.

Lying to your friends before going to a party that you lied about going to, then drinking till you through up on Courtneys floor, then waking up the next morning to deny it all happened when you mom wakes you up for church and your not there.
sarmiento by Unaminous December 14, 2008
derived from the latin word meaning "sexpot"
also meaning my only one
and the one who drives me insane but I still love her
Thats my sasmie right there
sasmie by Sarloth December 29, 2004
A religion started by Sammy in 2010. A person must be extremely crazy to become a Sammese and clear a very difficult craziness test. Prospective followers may come up with new and fun crazy ways to prove their worth for the religion.

Sammese are given special benefits like being allowed to touch sammy's sacred nose. They are supposed to call sammy awesome at regular intervals.
Ninan.

He taught sammy the penguin dance to clear the final Sammese test.
Sammese by Sammy320 December 1, 2010