Salad fingers 

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.

i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.

Salad fingers by Chowderz October 30, 2011

Saisanas 

Saisanas is the human form of mustard and some would say he is practically useless. The only thing he does is talk shit but once he sees you he starts sprinting faster than Usain Bolt

Look at this loser, or should i say, look at this saisanas

Saisanas by SwkosEnasKaiMonadikos March 30, 2021

Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

Gobble Salad by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

Thick Salad 

Someone who thinks they're a skinny legend, but aren't actually.

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

Thick Salad by Whiskerando August 13, 2018

Salty Salada 

Updated Lite version of Soggy SAO

The last jester had to eat the Salty Salada

Salty Salada by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022

Salty Salada 

Updated Soggy Sao

A punishment the Jester had to eat the Salty Salada.

Salty Salada by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022

have a salad 

(v) To calm or sober down. Used in context to deescalate a situation, to ease an upset person, or to get someone to shut up.

"No, no, no, man, it's alright. Take it easy, man, take it easy. Have a salad."

have a salad by Supastar October 8, 2005