boob sad

A state of sadness which can only be cured by a great pair of tits

I was boob sad the other day and then I saw some out of the world knockers

by RoomyTortoise May 6, 2020

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

by Sadgiraffe October 1, 2018

Small sad

used when something disappointing happens, but still is sad

"today im feeling kind of down , im feeling small sad"

by Joe_hungry February 24, 2022

Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.

I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.

by Madness83 August 25, 2016

SAD - ist

An absolute GODESS who created the best animation ever about the Dream SMP war

Pogger: dude SAD - ist made another animation
dude: NO WAY RLLY?
pogger: POG
dude: POG

by Yee Bitch November 3, 2020

sad giggity

When a phrase could be taken as sexual but also depressing or awkward.

Guy 1: *referring to test scores*... and no matter what I did, I just couldn't get it up.
Guy 2: Ha! Sad giggity.

by Jex the Ripper February 22, 2017