Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.
She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!
by pottie mouth September 11, 2011
Get the Spam-Porking mug.spam valley is an area in the town of linlithgow near edinburgh in scotland. it is also known as springfield. it is populated mainly by violent homo sapiens, usually under the influence of alcohol. it is called spam valley because spam is thought of as cheap, which is what some people think of the inhabitants or houses in springfield. this however is not the case.
by cobainirvana May 21, 2004
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by Beardy February 14, 2005
Get the Spam Hulahoop mug.The awful upset stomach and related symptoms caused by consuming too much SPAM meat within a short period of time.
I had to skip class that morning due to SPAM poisoning from too much SPAM in my SPAM & eggs breakfast.
by tonyjones17 February 9, 2008
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Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter
The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter
The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
by bimpy January 19, 2004
Get the spam fritter mug.That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.
by MattyTwatty May 18, 2006
Get the Spam Javelin mug.ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirate, she be guaranteein me safe passage on er *stabbed in face with sword*
by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004
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