shut teh face

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth

shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats

by kevinP January 8, 2004

shut up tito

A less popular and effective version of Shut Up T; origins unknown.

Darrell: check the scoboard!
Seij: Shutup tito
Darrell: No, shut up T.
Seij: (silence)

by greunit February 20, 2005

shut up meyers!

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers

sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"

by randall November 6, 2004

shut up, bitch

first used on impressingroom.com when the user abandon talked, but now can be used on anyone. it means shut up, and also that you suck

shut up, bitch!

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

shut up bruv

basically shut up but with bruv on the end

person 1: so basically
person 2: shut up bruv

by terry silver but like young May 14, 2021

Shut Up Akshat

A phrase used to shut up an exasperatingly irritating hamster owner with an unwarranted knowledge of languages and the urge to constantly participate in a million different interests.

Shut up Akshat! With scam art classes

by NeighmbiarIsSwagger1 March 22, 2022

Shut the fuck up

A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.

Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up

Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito

Me: Shut the fuck up

Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2021