Rosebud rash

An itchy, red, patchy rash that occurs on your genitalia/ or mouth. Usually appears after making a regrettable decision while influenced by alcohol. Sometimes referred to as the Roubideaux Rash.

Around a week after the night Austin didn’t come home from the bar, Jill became nervous about the itchy rosebud shaped rash starting to appear. After a quick visit to the clinic she soon realized Austin had brought home the Rosebud rash, and shared it with her.

by Funnyguyposd September 15, 2022

Rub Rash

When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch

Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!

by LatelyDrowsy January 18, 2018

rug rash

(a) Friction burn from sliding or rubbing against an abrasive material, particularly carpet or rug.

A similar term, 'road rash', is used for similar burns stemming from sliding against asphalt, eg. crashing a motorcycle or falling off a bike at speed.

Despite the soft carpet dampening Johnny's fall, he still got some nasty rug rash from that fall.

by Ldub0775 September 29, 2023

pussy rash

When you wake up after a hard night of RAW fucking and your genital area is covered with poison ivy and dots the size of cherries, watermelons, golfballs, baseballs, basketballs, grapefruit, raisins, or guitars.

I got a huge pussy rash after Ashton was in my Grand Canyon last night

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

t-rash

t- series is t-rash

t-rash is hella gay rofl omg xd Kappa

by 1feetpinus April 9, 2019

Rashing

The new British slang for "dashing"

Although I'm not British... love

Your outfit looks rashing today, love.

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”

by svinaktig July 6, 2021