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womb raider

An individual that frequents third world countries in order to procure babies that do not belong to her.
"Angina Jolly was famous for her collection of third world babies. She is quite the womb raider."
by Plarzmo August 16, 2011
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Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are the only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.

Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.

Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout

God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!

Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in

Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)

Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater January 12, 2007
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above the radar

A reprobate form of

1. Thinking in popular culture
2. Behavior in an individual
3. Or both

Typically seen when an individual who is idealized and highly esteemed behaves badly, but rather than being held accountable for their bad behavior, is instead held to even higher esteem based upon their cultural renown. Within this superficial double-standard, the individual is viewed as edgy, courageous, or even being 'real,' when in fact it is the same bad behavior that is punished or criticized in others.
Dennis Rodman doesn't just fly above the radar, he LIVES there. Since he was kicked off the Celebrity Apprentice for public lewdness and intoxication, everybody thinks the show blows! They say, "without him, it's nothing."
by idiot emptor April 15, 2009
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Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.

Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.

Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout

God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!

Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in

Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)

Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater December 9, 2008
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Rune raiders

A clan that sucks big ones and will never will as good as others
Hey did you see rune raiders's fight, they suck.
by Rune Raiders October 17, 2008
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Raiders

They're slogan is commitment to excellence yet it seems that they are committed to be the worst team in the nfl, and the fans are somehow all ugly and retarded
person 1: Hey did you see that awful game yesterday??
person 2: Yea!!! the chargers beat the raiders 56-0
person 1: I couldn't watch
person 2: Thank God, it was ugly
by lalala alalala lalalflsd sd November 1, 2009
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hoe-radar

a signal sent up in the brain that alerts you if the person you're looking at is a hoewhore,slut,bitch. everyone has this signal. yes, even girls. why do you think guys go after all the hoes? well the hoe-radar of course. you see guys don't care what the hoe looks like, just as long as the hoe-radar goes off.
for instance:
when you walk in the mall and you see this girl aka.hoe. walk up you may get a signal that she is a hoe.

also:
while at the mall, two guys asked jordan her name. Of course they sensed the hoe-radar.

and:
boy: MAN GIRL! my hoe-radar sensed you a mile away. lets get jiggy.
girl: WTF?!?!?!?!
by Danizzle, Hizzle. May 28, 2007
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