pre pump chump

Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.

"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"

by Urban Kitty Kat June 23, 2017

Mouth pumping

The act of pumping your ladies, or mans, mouth like a vagina.

Russell was mouth pumping Joanne like he'd just got out after a 10 year stretch.

by Rusty 69 July 31, 2017

Jelly pump plumber

The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria

Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!

by Beef soap October 12, 2017

Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

Pixie Pump

The act of laying doggy style on the ground then opening your asshole, then pouring pixie pouder inside of the anus. The person with the dust in their anus then farts and a pixie dust cloud shoots from the anus.

"Dude did you see that massive Pixie Pump

"No man, I wish I was there."

by Corter123 August 1, 2018

naughty pump

When an exclusively pumping mother is expressing milk and masturbating at the same time.

Because pumping turns her on, Honey enjoys a naughty pump every now and then.

by TheMilkyWay712 September 5, 2018