pavement popper

A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.

Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?

by I eat pigs November 23, 2020

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Jalapeno Popper

To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first

I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire

by moochzigg March 11, 2020

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Trophy Popper

A trophy popper is when a parent(mostly moms) give birth to children for displaying purposes only. They love to show them off but don’t really respect or care too much about them.

“My mom just leaves her children with people while she goes out and does what she wants”

“Damn she’s a trophy popper

by OrngWfflz August 9, 2020

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covid popper

When you have cabin fever to the point were all you want is a quick switch from vaginal to anal intercourse in 30 seconds repeating the process until the fever has lifted.

Dude I haven't been out in forever, I did a good old Covid Popper on her now she dont walk right.

by El Capt obvi October 29, 2020

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