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Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.
by fruncemobile September 19, 2018
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Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
by WorderWordington August 10, 2022
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Poot Lovato

I got the new Poot Lovato doll!
by thecharacterwannie September 7, 2022
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flying poot

flying poot is a baby flying but is legendary
by he judge April 30, 2022
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ha poot

i ha pooted on ur mum
by sexyprisoner22 May 10, 2022
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Poot

Something that is cool or “hard
Will: bro look at my new lime green 4Runner

Leya: BROOO that’s poot asf
by Realtrappa446 October 4, 2022
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Poot

(N.) Generally referring to fart from inside the genital (penis) of a man; can also be connected to the female version “queef”.
In math class today, James pooted viciously.
by Kjrhgioa;ergea January 4, 2022
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