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ha poot

i ha pooted on ur mum
by sexyprisoner22 May 10, 2022
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Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex
Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.
by KhVu September 18, 2017
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Poot

To poot is to have a wet fart/shart
Did your guys hear that ? I'm pretty sure Charlie just pooted..
by some no life retard October 3, 2017
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poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
mugGet the poot melonmug.

Tiddly poot

The last cum after you and your mans have been going rounds in the bedroom. It’s about enough cum to fill your bellybutton.
Lily: Tom and I went hard in bed last night. By the time we were done he could only manage a tiddly poot.
Riley: that’s cute!
by The Elusive Duck November 13, 2020
mugGet the Tiddly pootmug.

pew poot

by gatorworks December 22, 2013
mugGet the pew pootmug.

poot

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator
by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017
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