The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
by Angry old white man January 15, 2014
Get the pizza favoritismmug. Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.
I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.
by shomaster October 16, 2007
Get the pizza poisoningmug. When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012
Get the Scam a Pizzamug. The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.
Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"
by TOBE2020 May 25, 2018
Get the pizza sweatmug. "Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."
by Debagio74 September 10, 2022
Get the Pizza Shinsmug. by No-gosh hat-che November 24, 2014
Get the happy pizzamug. "Hey Nicole, I got the munchies.."
"I know! Let's go Pizza Hopping!"
"Will I get drunk?"
"Nope, only full.. and possibly obese!"
"Awesome."
"I know! Let's go Pizza Hopping!"
"Will I get drunk?"
"Nope, only full.. and possibly obese!"
"Awesome."
by U.P.S. October 7, 2007
Get the pizza hoppingmug.