Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's first lawmug. Piper is a beautiful person she likes games and play with her friends she is sweet and kind and sometimes she gets mad but 2 minutes later she’s the funniest person to be around
by Cyya March 29, 2025
Get the Pipermug. by Ivud6 June 15, 2018
Get the Pipermug. A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin
'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'
'Sorry lad...does it stink?'
'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'
'Sorry lad...does it stink?'
'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009
Get the The Pipers Beakmug. The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.
I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.
by Trash Hair April 22, 2018
Get the piper porridgemug. Pretty, goofy, silly yet short and has the worst attitude when she doesn't get her way or when she doesn't eat. Piper loves spending her free time with friends and always is looking for a good time. But make fun of her height and your shins are the ones that pay.
Beautiful piper
by Your local activist November 24, 2021
Get the Pipermug. 17 year old, female.
Piper Rockelle was born on August 21st, 2007, making her 18 years of age as of the end of 2025. Piper Rockelle is a kidfluencer, i.e; a kid who built a huge influence on social media; such as Jojo Siwa & Ryan Kaji. Piper Rockelle was made into a Netflix documentary, "Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing". Piper is known as a bop, a member of the bop house, a future only-fans star, and a future prostitute, all alleged statements made by people on Social Media. Her mother and manager, Tiffany, is allegedly exploiting Piper Rockelle and her friends.
Piper Rockelle was born on August 21st, 2007, making her 18 years of age as of the end of 2025. Piper Rockelle is a kidfluencer, i.e; a kid who built a huge influence on social media; such as Jojo Siwa & Ryan Kaji. Piper Rockelle was made into a Netflix documentary, "Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing". Piper is known as a bop, a member of the bop house, a future only-fans star, and a future prostitute, all alleged statements made by people on Social Media. Her mother and manager, Tiffany, is allegedly exploiting Piper Rockelle and her friends.
by LetMeBeReal April 2, 2025
Get the Piper Rockellemug.